christmas cunnilingus
Christmas Cunnilingus
After the success of “Punkin Lovin'” everyone on the team was inspired to do it again, and better.
Shmushkin and I wrote the bulk of “Christmas Cunnilingus” one afternoon in the Aistream at Andy Dick’s place.
It was the first song written specifically for Shmushkin, as opposed to being written for, and rejected by, Andy Dick.
Willie Wisely outdid himself on the production.
Sean Geer made an even better video featuring Anya Marina who also sang on the track.
We shot the conference room scenes for the video in the corporate offices of National Lampoon and the scenes between Rick Shapiro and Anya at the home of Lucy Walsh.
The video features David Ury, Craig X Rubin, Dan Mackenzie & Kerry Kompost Chicoine as the corporate suits liberated by Shmushkin’s revolutionary message of love.
Lyrics
CHRISTMAS CUNNILINGUS
It’s been a hard year, people. Not everyone can afford to go out and buy presents from the same corporations that just dicked us out of our savings and pension funds, But hey, that’s no excuse not treat your girlfriend right around the holidays.
That’s why I’m going to be giving…
Christmas Cunnilingus
I hear ya laughing people but..,
You don’t need no credit card
No swingin dick that’s always hard
You just need to tend her yard
Tender
Christmas Cunnilingus
Christmas Cunnilingus
Old Scrooge was stingy with his tongue
George Bailey’s wife could never come
Santa Clause just used his thumb
Give her some…
Christmas Cunnilingus
Christmas Cunnilingus
Christmas Cunnilingus
If bellybuttoms were mistletoe
You’d figure out where your kiss should go
This year before you mount
Give her the gift that counts
Give her some
Christmas Cunnilingus
Christmas Cunnilingus
Yeah, do like the messiah would
Make your girlfriend feel good
You should limber up your jaw
before desire starts to thaw
I don’t want to see you hesitate
Don’t make the girl masturbate
To paraphrase what Jesus said…
Give her head
I’m talkin’ ’bout some Christian Cunnilingus
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Credits
Written by Andy Shmushkin & Andras Jones
Performed by Andy Shmushkin
with Anya Marina
Produced by Willie Wisely
Purchase
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